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SCIENTIST - EDUCATOR - CREATOR

Forrest is a biologist and science communicator known for his infectious enthusiasm and boundless love for life.

Renowned for his engaging presence on YouTube and TikTok, his dynamic presentations at conferences and conventions, and hosting shows like SkepTalk and The Atheist Experience, Forrest brings together captivating science lessons, thought-provoking discussions on skepticism, and heartfelt advocacy for social progress. Over the course of his online career, Forrest has championed science and reason, raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for charity, and taught audiences of all ages to love science and each other.

Whether you're diving into the wonders of evolution, questioning and deconstructing long-held beliefs, or simply wanting to make the world a better place, Forrest is hard at work cultivating a conscientious community for people who strive to be kind, to stay curious, and to never stop learning!

Academic background

PhD Student - Biochemistry and Molecular Biology, Oklahoma State University

Concentration: Psychoneuroendocrinology, Behavior, and Learning

Doctoral Research: Fear, Cognition, and Pedagogy

MS - Biomedical Sciences, Oklahoma State University

Concentration: Human Anatomy and Vertebrate Paleontology

Independent Research: Sex, Gender, and Development

MA - Anthropology, University of Tulsa

Concentration: Bioanthropology and Zooarchaeology

Thesis Research: Human Evolution, Paleoecology, and Stable Isotope Analysis

BS - Integrative Biology, Northeastern State University

Concentration: Organismic and Evolutionary Biology

AS - Biology, Tulsa Community College

Concentration: Evolutionary Biology

AA - Liberal Arts, Tulsa Community College

Concentration: General Biology

AA - Education, Tulsa Community College

Concentration: Science Education

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Valkalized Bath Water Bottle

$42.54 CAD

Become a disciple of the vilest degree and help Forrest spread the gospel of atheism by purchasing your very own mentally unstable fount!

To make your own Valkalized Bath Water at home, just mix 3 tablespoons ground deer teeth, 2 cups gender fluid, a pinch of cortisol, and 1 gallon fresh squeezed Valkai to each bathtub of water.

WARNING: This product is designed for use with Valkalized Bath Water ONLY! All other liquids must legally be considered mentally stable.

"You have drunk from a very mentally unstable fount, dear Valkite."

- Great Value Keith Urban

Size: 32 oz